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andrewhelmholtz

Joined July 2015

I am a short, over weight, ill-humored, and a mean spirited person. I believe in government by the government for the government. I adore small cars. I like to listen to top 40. Reading is not something I would ever do. Working is for silly people. British humor is terrible. If you know anything about me than you don't really need this, do you?
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