davidpmartin

Joined December 2015

Hi, I'm Dave. I rip band aids off slowly. I bake pies spontaneously because who doesn't like pie? I like the color black because it goes with everything. I can't believe in God for the same reason that I can't believe it's not butter. Certain people just deserve a punch in the face. I hope I'm not having a midlife crisis because that would mean I'd be dead by the time I'm 50. Babies are ugly, you can admit it. I can solve a Rubik's cube in under 3 minutes. I think that even chaos has some order to it. Jesus would be a Buddhist if he were around today. I eat Spam. I don't think that Seinfeld w…
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