When i own a house, i will have a toilet that flushes with just one push. I hate it when you have to hold the handle down. I hate that. I don't like Oprah at all. I got detention my first day of high school. The only song i will ever sing karaoke is Making love out of nothing at all by air supply. I think it is a crime when people do the 'wave' at baseball games. I once got picked to be in one of those Indiana Jones action shows at disney world. I would love to be a stand up comedian. I secretly have a list of things i would talk about as a stand up comedian. I guess thats no longer a secret.…
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