virtualmyles

Joined November 2013

Most people think of me as a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls, capable of solving complex math problems and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. It is no problem for me to translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, and I have written award-winning operas. Yet, somehow still, I manage time efficiently. and I sometimes find the time to tread water for three days in a row. It is very easy for me to woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, and I can pilot b…
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